Because I got a press pass to a show I didn’t at first realize was free, I felt a vague obligation to the publicist to write something about the show. I have nothing much to say about the show. This is a blog.

I wrote the above “paragraph” about a week ago. It’s now been two weeks since the show. I am not going to force myself to write something special about the show right now, esp. since it’s  1:36 p.m. and I’m at work and am going to Georgia for the first time in my life in a week and a half. I have never been to the South, even though the Occluded part of Georgia I’m going to doesn’t sound technically “Southern” in a Research Triangle sort of way.

Last night had a beer with G, who returned Friday from two months in Sudan. He says everyone is skeptical of the census, people mistrust the SPLA as much as they mistrust the Sudanese government. Cobloggers had well-informed, well-placed questions. People in his village drink warm beer, so he had a shopkeeper keep 10 beers at all times in the fridge with the Cokes so he could buy a cold one on his way to dinner every evening. I had two more interesting details here but have since deleted them, since I don’t have a sense of how sensitive, how occluded, how etc

My life is irrelevant. Last night, was worried it was bedbugs but concluded ~4 a.m. it was mosquitoes. What’s a good free Mp3 hosting service? I want to post “Dr. Root’s Garden” by Chrysalis, but seemingly can’t. The final comment on this post links to the whole record.

Boredoms in L.A.: We sat near Hella’s Zach Hill, who was at the end of the spiral of 88 drummers surrounding the band. Other drummers flagged throughout the 88 minutes, but Hill held it down, no danger, no remote indication of ever letting up. Very impressive.

J.R. Valenzuela, one of the finest photographers of our generation, was cowed into leaving his camera at home by the publicists. He went home mid-show to get it, and the show had ended by the time he returned. In fact, I had finished my cold beet borscht and half egg sandwich from Canter’s by the time he returned. Everyone scattered and he and I spookily perambulated LACMA and the Tar Pits.

This billboard presided over the Boredoms in an obvious, noxious (yea, obnoxious) way. The stage lights were in the same palette. The silhouette wasn't listening to the boredoms. She was listening to <a href=

This billboard presided over the Boredoms in an obvious, noxious (yea, obnoxious) way. The stage lights were in the same palette. The silhouette depicted in the ad wasn’t listening to the Boredoms, or the 88 drummers. It was listening to a podcast of Liza Richardson.

J.R. Valenzuela, Night Mastodon, Los Angeles, 2008. Nota Bene wordpressed has cropped these images; click them to see them for reals

I was briefly annoyed with J.R. — why are we walking moonily around the tarpits at night? Shouldn’t we be waiting for the bus? Then I realized I was being a douche and was glad we were there. As we were sneaking back into the Pits while the crew broke down the stage, an LAPD cruiser pulled up and an officer asked us in a really guileless, plainly inquisitive way what was going on. I told him, and pointlessly added that the Boredoms were from Japan. Then an unarmed security guard kicked us out.

Coming soon on Good Jobbbb:

  • More Internet
  • More occluded life-jams
  • Jasmine Tea Houses
  • Concert memories
  • Sheafed Knifes
  • Leaflet Porn
  • Campesinos
  • Campesongos
  • Campebongos
  • Chupacabras (marijuana cigarette dipped in wine/malt liquor–blend)
  • Tea-tree oil cigarettes (aka Natural Mentholz, no toothpix allowed)
  • Knee Braces
  • Dental Braces
  • Neck Braces
  • Neck Laces
  • Shoe Shines
  • Torpor
  • Torpid Speedos (Aka Torpedoes)
  • Nudity
  • Fruitidy (aka Fruitopia)
  • “Sporne Identity”
  • Sweepsteaks
  • Nut crouchers (secret)
  • Drugs
  • “Teen Drogas” (TV)
  • Plumes of Kindness
  • Vanishing Plumes of Kindness


sorry I didn’t go camping, bro
As I told you and the ten thousand invisible amanuenses
I am stressed out and trying to pound through some beefy madness, a tear-stained pork bunny
whence
whence
tents
I thought great italian garage rock would help

it did! it is doing the predictable garage rock thing of girding my powerwheel with tank treads so I may plough forth into the sandbox of daith

DAITH

peace


Just heard this song, liked it. Georgia, 1978. If the download doesn’t work anymore, send me an email or something and I’ll send it to you. Not a big deal, just a mellow download. THINK OF IT AS A SNACK. Also I added the Siltbreeze Records founder’s blog to the blogroll at left because it’s a great source of news related to the shit-smeared dust-covered pop music I like. This post is set to ‘private’

Final shit-smeared nota bene: I’ve received emails like this one before, but only from Americans. I would have preferred a Briton; their vituperative sputter is so much better.

If anybody is put off by meat-talk, or by intrusions from self-conscious minority bloggers, I’m an administrator for this blog and can remove this entry should there be any protest.

Once, as I was about to take a picture of a green pea coulis (or a bowl of birria or some such thing), my girlfriend said to me, “Is that an Asian thing, taking photos of food?”

First of all, I’m not Asian. I’m not even a man.

Secondly, maybe. I can’t purport to speak for all the various peoples of Asia (again, I am not Asian. I am a German subcompact car), but if amateur food photography is not an Asian prerogative, then uploading food photos to Flickr sure as hell seems to be.  

In any case, here I am prattling on about what it means to be a 21st-century Asian fatty, when all I meant to do is introduce my upcoming weekend culinary adventure mini-series here on GJ: Rib Cookin’ with the Duke.

"Pork chop" by an Asian woman on Flickr

These two phrases sound similar in funky situ.

A few things to read or reread:

Last night Quoinstone and I saw a fun punk band called Floral Beef

That’s it. My inbox is a muddy pond full of diseased fish.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

USC Troupe joined by Special Bay-Area Guests for 5th Annual San Francisco Improv Festival
USC’s Second Nature travels to the San Francisco Improv Festival as the festival’s only college troupe and welcomes special celebrity [ED NOTE: HA] guests

LOS ANGELES, CA, July 16, 2008 –– University of Southern California’s student-run improv troupe, Second Nature, will be performing three nights only at the 5th Annual San Francisco Improv Festival. Out of 20 troupes invited to perform throughout the seven week festival, Second Nature is the youngest and only college troupe to join the ranks of these improv professionals.

Second Nature performs a style of improv known as the “Armando,” which offers a series of improvised scenes inspired by on the spot monologues told by a special guest monologist. To make the experience uniquely San Francisco, Second Nature has invited guest monologists who call the Bay-Area home. Joining the group as monologists will be three prominent [ED NOTE: HA] San Francisco writers [ED NOTE: HA]: Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events), Andrew Leland (managing editor of The Believer [ED NOTE: HA]), and prominent human sexuality [ED NOTE: WHOA] writer, teacher, and author Midori (www.planetmidori.com ).

Second Nature will be sharing the bill with local San Francisco improvisers, The Un-Scripted Theater Company.

The shows run from July 24-26, 2008 at the festival’s “Union Square Stage” at the San Francisco Playhouse. All shows begin at 8pm.

www.2nimprov.com For more details, including full scheduling and ticket information, go to Second Nature’s website at
or the SF Improv Fest’s homepage at
www.sfimprovfestival.com

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ABOUT SECOND NATURE
A USC student-run organization, Second Nature was formed in 2002 and comprises approximately 8 members each year who celebrate the art of improvisational comedy.

During the school year, Second Nature performs weekly at USC’s Ground Zero Café and has appeared throughout Los Angeles and the United States including at ImprovOlympic, The West Side Eclectic, and The Dirty South Improv Festival. In addition to its regular schedule, the troupe performed four special shows in 2008 to benefit the Writer’s Guild of America. This past year, guest monologists have included Kate Flannery (The Office), Tom Lennon (The State, Reno 911!), Lauren Weedman (The Daily Show), and Will Sasso (MADtv).

The group also puts on the annual Fracas! Improv Festival. Sponsored by the Onion, the international festival is the nation’s largest all collegiate improv festival. Last year, the festival welcomed 18 college troupes from the U.S. and England for three days of performances, workshops, and celebrity discussion panels. Past panelists have included Angela Kinsey, Melora Hardin, and Ed Helms of The Office, Jerry Minor (SNL, Carpoolers), Brian Huskey (Superbad), Todd Stashwick (The Riches), as well as guests from “The Daily Show,” “MADtv,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” and many more. For more information on the festival, which just finished its fifth year, visit www.2nimprov.com/fracas

This year, Second Nature is making their first trip to the San Francisco Improv Festival, performing three shows of their fast paced “Armando” style.

See you Friday, Armando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WFMU is broken today so I had to find another board upon which I may surf these pink, caffeinated Tsunamis of work-stress.

Found one!

Pyjamarama (at right)