shut up, weirdo

I called in to the feb 27 episode of “shut up, weirdo” (not online yet) (who cares) (I hate the internet) (update: it’s up) (I start around the 23:45 mark) (it’s a pretty boring show) and almost won best caller of the week but then an erotic lesbian caller beat me out at the last [...]

Protected: broken news

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Wellcom 2 Gnárnia

hey

drawn and quarterly

their blog rules! mostly b/c of their links to obscure flickr pages. Mat Brinkman hard at work in france, por example! ware, clowes, tomine in france! regé!! etc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The National

‘Hot tip’: a newish newspaper out of Dubai called The National has good international books coverage…?

tiny sundries

reminding myself to take a look at this sometime if you hate smoking marijuana, and then tonight get seduced by fun-loving hipsters to smoke some pot, and it gives you insomnia, like it always does, and you’re twitchy and you couldn’t possibly eat another pb&marshmallow sandwich, and it’s 2 a.m., why not crank up old [...]

Last Train to Emeryville

NOTE: The following is a work of FICTION. All characters, events, places, and emotions described herein are “something invented,” from L. fictionem (nom. fictio) “a fashioning or feigning,” from fingere “to shape, form, devise, feign,” originally “to knead, form out of clay,” from PIE *dheigh- (cf. O.E. dag “dough;” see dough). As a type of [...]

blaspheming the shrew

stock apology for not blogging. I’ve been moving, traveling, working, and not working.  I’ve forgotten how to work. What do I need to do again? I click on the shit, but then what happens after I click? I have to, like, highlight the text? I can’t remember. Lemme know. Yesterday went to Kamei Restaurant Supply, [...]

Tabla for Two

K: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE TOO TIRED TO GO DANCING BUT THEN I SAW ON PAVEMENT OR FACEBOOK WHEREEVER YOU UPDATED YOUR “LIKES” TO INCLUDE “VIETNAMESE SANDWICHES” SO IT LOOKS LIKE WHO’S NOT TOO TIRED TO SURF THE FUCKING NET K2: i’m so sorry baby it was just that i couldn’t stop thinking [...]

BLOG HARD

POWERBLOGGING GET READY HERE IT COMES SHIELD YOUR FACE I TRIED TO GO FOR A RUN THIS MORNING BUT MY KNEES HURT TOO BADLY AND SO I RETURNED HOME, frustrated and incensed, by which I mean I smelled like incense, because on the way home I broke into my neighbors’ house and stood in billowing [...]