Instead of replying to an email with a terse “coolio” to confirm that you’ve received and understood the message, why not just perform a lightning-fast google image search for the rapper of the same name, and paste the graphic into your email–with no accompanying clarificatory text?
It’ll make the recipient of your email smile, and get your point across at the same time!
Note: only do this for people who would conceivably know who Coolio is.
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This is quite a up-to-date information. I’ll share it on Twitter.
MAD BEYOND A BELIEVABLE STATE!:JAPAN,CRIS NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE.A MELTDOWN,RADIOACTIVE WATER 10,000 TIMES MORE HAZARDOUSNESS THAN NORMAL ETC.YOU KNOW WHERE THAT WATER IS GOING TO GO DON”T YOU? IN THE OCEAN,YES THEY WILL SAY “WE NOT PUT IN OCEAN” BUT THATS WERE ITS GOING,NUCLEAR SHARKS COMING UP ON LAND WITH FEET AND SNEAKERS!WHALE THE SIZE OF UTAH! FISH THAT NOT ONLY GLOW BUT SING!YES I HAVE “SEEN’ THIS BEFORE WHILE ON LSD!MY FIRST EXPERIENCE AND MEMORIZES WAS WHEN THE OLDER MAYOR DAILY RANG THE SIRENS IN CHICAGO WHEN THE WHITE SOX WON THE PENDENT IN 1961,IT WAS DURING THE CUBAN MISSILE BLOCKADE.SMART GUY! MY FATHER HERDED MY MOM AND MYSELF DOWN STAIRS IN THE BASEMENT,AND GAVE ME ICE CREAM.ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!SOMETHINGS REALLY FUCKING WRONG HERE,MY MOM FORKING DOWN HANDFULS OF VALIUM,SOBBING,MY DAD TRYING TO GET A ‘ALERT’STATION ON THE OLD DIAL RADIO,ME WELL.EATING ICE CREAM,I REMEMBER BEING TERRIFIED OF ANYTHING NUCLEAR AFTER THAT,ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS FOR PRODUCING THE PEACE TAPES!(WIFES IDEA)SO WE WAIT FOR THE LIES FROM JAPAN,AND WE WAIT FOR THE LIES FROM OUR STATE DEPARTMENT,AND WELL WE WAIT.PEACE FOR NOW(WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FUCKING SHARKS WITH SNEAKERS! DAN
EX-LIFE: THERE ALOT OF REALLY CRUDDY THINGS GOING ON,BE VERY CAREFUL,BE ALERT,BE HIGH,BUT NOT TOO HIGH.BE ON YOUR BEST,AND BY ALL MEANS GET INVOLVED.NO TIME TO STICK YOUR HEADS IN THE SAND.TAKE YOUR MEDS,GET FOOD,GET BLASTED,THEN GET”RIGHT” NO TIME TO FUCK AROUND!TRUST ME I KNOW,BEEN THERE,DONE THAT.WATCH OUT FOR COPPERS,AND FOR GODS SAKE DO YOUR FUCKING TAXES,THEY(IRS) REALLY DO COME AFTER YOU(AND ME!)PEACE, ROCKER DAN
“YOUR LIFE INTRIGUES ME”! “YOUR QUITE A PIECE OF WORK”.”THE KIDS HONEST!”"YOU PASS,KIND OF”?”WHAT SHOULD I PUT DOWN AS YOUR OCCUPATION?” ” WHY DID THEY TRY AND KILL YOU?”YOUR NOT KIDDING ARE YOU?”: These are just some of my mornings conversations quotes!So i received all the e-mails(they go to junk) as i cant just open my mail,my P.C.is anything BUT private. I’m back,but under certain constraints.So anyway you heard it first here “We no put nuclear water in ocean!”ahhhh Japan,cant trust em after Pearl.But can you trust Obama? Where his birth certificate? Who cares, if it wasn’t he,it would be another Bush or Nixon.You alllll have a nice day,yes sir!Dan
Is it me, or does takeing a drug test to get drugs seem wierd?
YOU KNOW ITS REALLY BAD WHEN A WHOLE POLICE DEPARTMENT HAS “ORDERS OF PROTECTION”FROM YOU!!!!(OR AN ENTIRE STATE!)
THE ABOVE COMMENT IS FROM MY BOOK “ORDERS OF PROTECTION,THE REEL THING”.DAN
YOU WERE HERE: “So you think you can tell heaven from hell,blue sky’s from pain” “How, how i WISH YOU WERE HERE” “Were just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowel year after year” “running over the same old ground of how we found, the same Ole fears,wish you were here” BYE…………………………………………………………………………………………………fucking stupid world.
FUCK YOU, JAN TYER.
This person needs some serious help.
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