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La historia de mi camiseta

May 3, 2012 – 6:37 am

Tengo una camiseta con un diseño de Ben Jones. Nunca la vestía porque mi compañero de trabajo, Quoinstone, tenía la misma camiseta y fue demasiado distintiva para nos dos llevarlo en la misma oficina. Pero ahora vivo en Columbia, Missouri, y puedo llevar mi camiseta de Paper Rad (el colectivo de Ben Jones) cada dia. [...]

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Mi Entrada Primera en Español

May 1, 2012 – 12:35 pm

Hola. Me llamo Andrew Lelando. Bienvenidos a mi blog. Estudiaba español casi todo mi vida, me parece — empezaba en la escuela media, y después en escuela secundaria… también un semestre triste en colegio. Pero nunca avancé más allá de un nivel bajo. Como se puede mirar, tengo muchos problemas gramaticales. Ahora, después de una [...]

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LOUISVILLE THIS WEEKEND

April 12, 2012 – 9:33 pm

Hey, I have been neglecting the pants off this website, but I wanted to mention that I’ll be in Louisville this weekend opening for the Comedy Act Not to Laugh At, which is my favorite speech act of all time; it is a great honor. More info is here or here. Quintessential apologetic blog post [...]

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Protected: Internet Treif Diary vol. MCCXXLLMIV

February 17, 2012 – 3:51 pm

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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Interview with Walter Carlos, 1/15/12

January 15, 2012 – 9:05 am

You have the same name as the famous Yes. It’s haunted me my whole life. I didn’t invent the Moog. OK. What did you invent? I studied computer science in college and tried to write my own word processor. A vegan alternative to MS-Word. Were you successful? More successful than I’d hoped, in fact. I [...]

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2011 in review

December 31, 2011 – 2:24 pm

“The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Syndey Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 20,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 7 sold-out performances for that many [...]

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Afternoon Insomnia

December 30, 2011 – 6:14 pm

(It’s 4:52 p.m.) I have the feeling of panicky middle of the night why can’t I get back to sleep insomnia even though it’s working (and not sleeping) that I should be doing and seemingly cannot do. I blame: Facebook. Facebook is a Crisco-covered pig always ready to run; you just open the gate and [...]

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MU Triptych

November 29, 2011 – 3:05 pm

Happy Cyber Tuesday. Post-honeymoon, back in Columbia, MO. Felt like an obese Christopher Isherwood contemplating the Panera Bread growing like a yeast infection (gah, sorry) like a fungus, what, like a milky cyst out the wounded old orifices of the old Hall Theatre. Not that I’ve lived here more than four months, but I’m entitled [...]

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‘h’ideo’s'v’ideo’s’

October 27, 2011 – 10:41 am

R sent me a link to dis magazine first thought was some fashion people are high all the time, no thanks but then I found a video on there that through some facebook integration it said Johnny was into so I watched it since i’m “Working from home” Ryan Trecartin isn’t listed in the credits but [...]

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Kansas City Mayor Jay H. Neff

September 23, 2011 – 9:42 am
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