Category Archives: addiction

Protected: Internet Treif Diary vol. MCCXXLLMIV

February 17, 2012 – 3:51 pm

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My College Radio Application

August 27, 2011 – 11:53 am

Dear mom and dad, I went to college from 1999-2003, where I lived, ate, breathed, and smoked college radio (WOBC-FM) all day every day. Then, with a year left, I dropped out to move to CA to work for a magazine. I worked there for the next eight years. Then I fell in love with [...]

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misc hex dump

August 8, 2011 – 5:59 pm

JEB: Big sale at Nordstrom’s going on here CLONE 1: Nordstrom’s possessive? JEB: Nordstrom’s singular. Just the one up on Geary. CLONE 1: You’re in San Francisco? JEB: For a tick. CLONE 1: What for? JEB: Involved in a professional creative endeavor that brought me out here. CLONE 1: But I thought you just moved? [...]

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“Spilling Juice On Me Like You’ve Got Someplace To Go”

April 20, 2011 – 5:51 pm

SHANNON: Can I borrow your yoga mat BETHANY: Keep your voice down, I don’t want those boys to know I do yoga SHANNON: What boys? Who cares? B: Yoga is a bourgeois activity. Also I feel like a girl doing yoga S: U are a girl B: I know TELEPROMPTER: Hey girls I’m a journalist [...]

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Drubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb’d

February 4, 2011 – 4:14 pm

My very close friend Andrew Leland has started blogging for the Oakland Museum of California. He only has three posts up; he has been very shy about it. The link is here. I was with him when he saw that the most recent post had gone up, and he was like, “This reads like a [...]

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Passive Mouse

November 21, 2010 – 1:41 pm

Derelict passive mouse blog on the weekend has several jobs: primarily to make sure she makes sense. The second is bloggier: I make sure any pregnant children get health-care of the highest quality. The best cheeses at the corporate supermarket (Safeway) are fine if they’re already in your fridge, but when it comes time to [...]

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I have trouble on the weekends, pt. II

October 4, 2010 – 10:56 am
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Mail Sack

September 17, 2010 – 10:32 am

Hi Readers! Every Week We Here at my blog get almost Thousands of letters, emails, texts, mails, balloons, of all stripes — all of them grammatical, all of them fine. A typo or two here or there is actually healthy — in precisely the same way that a forest fire is healthy for Ecology. You’re [...]

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Triumpffffffff

August 10, 2010 – 5:41 pm

A totally new blend of apathy, super-grateful for your support Click The Heart icon, <3 <3 as it Depresses, it makes uh Eponymous Sound. Hot gurgling; Money. The beginning ahh fuck this Are you writing POETRy?? Gray Ranch must be some sort of code. the hottest female bloggers love Daria THIS TEXT IS MORE IMPORTANT [...]

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hypothetical diet

July 15, 2010 – 10:52 am

No meat unless I’m a guest in someone’s home or under some sort of culinary travel-duress No alcohol unless I am in love [Coffee restrictions will require their own post; it's too complex to get into now] No marijuana except as an aphrodisiac or if a critic I respect writes convincingly that a film or [...]

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