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Protected: Internet Treif Diary vol. MCCXXLLMIV

February 17, 2012 – 3:51 pm

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MU Triptych

November 29, 2011 – 3:05 pm

Happy Cyber Tuesday. Post-honeymoon, back in Columbia, MO. Felt like an obese Christopher Isherwood contemplating the Panera Bread growing like a yeast infection (gah, sorry) like a fungus, what, like a milky cyst out the wounded old orifices of the old Hall Theatre. Not that I’ve lived here more than four months, but I’m entitled [...]

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My College Radio Application

August 27, 2011 – 11:53 am

Dear mom and dad, I went to college from 1999-2003, where I lived, ate, breathed, and smoked college radio (WOBC-FM) all day every day. Then, with a year left, I dropped out to move to CA to work for a magazine. I worked there for the next eight years. Then I fell in love with [...]

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misc hex dump

August 8, 2011 – 5:59 pm

JEB: Big sale at Nordstrom’s going on here CLONE 1: Nordstrom’s possessive? JEB: Nordstrom’s singular. Just the one up on Geary. CLONE 1: You’re in San Francisco? JEB: For a tick. CLONE 1: What for? JEB: Involved in a professional creative endeavor that brought me out here. CLONE 1: But I thought you just moved? [...]

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the party

June 24, 2011 – 11:00 pm

I love my dad. I don’t know if he reads this blog. Tonight was his birthday party. I went with my fiancée, Gerhard Richter’s Daughters.   GRD: It was weird. This one woman was mean to you. Q: GRD: And then Henry ate your headphones. Q: Henry is our dog. These were the $2 Virgin [...]

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Fatty

May 25, 2011 – 9:38 pm

Hey Cutie! Well, if I’m not blogging, I don’t know who is… Best anagram for great is always Greta. I had to write this thing so I took care of other fake-important business and finally barnstormed my way out the house by maybe 1:15. Stopped at cafe number one, where my internet doesn’t work. Drank [...]

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Vegan Breastmilk for Sale

March 13, 2011 – 6:00 pm

Editor’s Note: This blog entry contains the personal, journal-entry-style musings of its author. The diaristic mode is a common one on the “blogosphere,” but critics and pundits still find the time to complain about how boring and pointless it is for people to write about themselves if they’re not living through extremity.  If you are [...]

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February 10, 2011 – 4:32 pm

BR Myers: Most of us consider it a virtue to maintain our principles in the face of social pressure, but in the involuted world of gourmet morals, constancy is rudeness. One must never spoil a dinner party for mere religious or ethical reasons. Pollan says he sides with the French in regarding “any personal dietary [...]

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The Lonely Dads of Noe Valley

February 7, 2011 – 4:17 pm

Even though I quit my job of eight years I am not unemployed though I am certainly not overemployed and there are things I should be doing but today it feels impossible to do them. I have been scooping the internet too hard and now my voice is stuck in this breathless Tweety Drescherian whine.  [...]

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Passive Mouse

November 21, 2010 – 1:41 pm

Derelict passive mouse blog on the weekend has several jobs: primarily to make sure she makes sense. The second is bloggier: I make sure any pregnant children get health-care of the highest quality. The best cheeses at the corporate supermarket (Safeway) are fine if they’re already in your fridge, but when it comes time to [...]

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