hypothetical diet

No meat unless I’m a guest in someone’s home or under some sort of culinary travel-duress No alcohol unless I am in love [Coffee restrictions will require their own post; it's too complex to get into now] No marijuana except as an aphrodisiac or if a critic I respect writes convincingly that a film or [...]

The Internet, Pt. MCXMLIIVIVIVAOIUAOVSOVIPFOUFQ;OWEIJF

Clickin on stuff I ended up reading about a woman I don’t know named Amelia’s trip to the doctor. Then I “closed the tab” and read the next thing 0pen in my browser, which was a woman I don’t know named Molly’s experience at the doctor’s! UPDATE: I discovered this morning that two women I [...]