Cop Out

Because I got a press pass to a show I didn’t at first realize was free, I felt a vague obligation to the publicist to write something about the show. I have nothing much to say about the show. This is a blog.

I wrote the above “paragraph” about a week ago. It’s now been two weeks since the show. I am not going to force myself to write something special about the show right now, esp. since it’s  1:36 p.m. and I’m at work and am going to Georgia for the first time in my life in a week and a half. I have never been to the South, even though the Occluded part of Georgia I’m going to doesn’t sound technically “Southern” in a Research Triangle sort of way.

Last night had a beer with G, who returned Friday from two months in Sudan. He says everyone is skeptical of the census, people mistrust the SPLA as much as they mistrust the Sudanese government. Cobloggers had well-informed, well-placed questions. People in his village drink warm beer, so he had a shopkeeper keep 10 beers at all times in the fridge with the Cokes so he could buy a cold one on his way to dinner every evening. I had two more interesting details here but have since deleted them, since I don’t have a sense of how sensitive, how occluded, how etc

My life is irrelevant. Last night, was worried it was bedbugs but concluded ~4 a.m. it was mosquitoes. What’s a good free Mp3 hosting service? I want to post “Dr. Root’s Garden” by Chrysalis, but seemingly can’t. The final comment on this post links to the whole record.

Boredoms in L.A.: We sat near Hella’s Zach Hill, who was at the end of the spiral of 88 drummers surrounding the band. Other drummers flagged throughout the 88 minutes, but Hill held it down, no danger, no remote indication of ever letting up. Very impressive.

J.R. Valenzuela, one of the finest photographers of our generation, was cowed into leaving his camera at home by the publicists. He went home mid-show to get it, and the show had ended by the time he returned. In fact, I had finished my cold beet borscht and half egg sandwich from Canter’s by the time he returned. Everyone scattered and he and I spookily perambulated LACMA and the Tar Pits.

This billboard presided over the Boredoms in an obvious, noxious (yea, obnoxious) way. The stage lights were in the same palette. The silhouette wasn't listening to the boredoms. She was listening to <a href=

This billboard presided over the Boredoms in an obvious, noxious (yea, obnoxious) way. The stage lights were in the same palette. The silhouette depicted in the ad wasn’t listening to the Boredoms, or the 88 drummers. It was listening to a podcast of Liza Richardson.

J.R. Valenzuela, Night Mastodon, Los Angeles, 2008. Nota Bene wordpressed has cropped these images; click them to see them for reals

I was briefly annoyed with J.R. — why are we walking moonily around the tarpits at night? Shouldn’t we be waiting for the bus? Then I realized I was being a douche and was glad we were there. As we were sneaking back into the Pits while the crew broke down the stage, an LAPD cruiser pulled up and an officer asked us in a really guileless, plainly inquisitive way what was going on. I told him, and pointlessly added that the Boredoms were from Japan. Then an unarmed security guard kicked us out.


5 thoughts on “Cop Out

  1. Neil

    It’s a mammoth. There are mastodons in La Brea. Mammoths have pointy heads and tusks that curve out and in. Mastodons have flat heads and straighter tusks. Also the teeth are different. Mastodon means “boob-shaped-tooth.” The baby could be a kidnapped baby mastodon that is being assimilated to the mammoths’ woolly morality. “Woolly” is a word virtually everyone spells incorrectly when they are writing about mammoths. The genus name for mastodon is Mammut, which is confusing. The genus name for mammoth is Mammuthus which is better than if it was Mastodon. Early on, mastodon fossils were called “incognitum.” Jefferson told Lewis and Clark to keep an eye out for mastodon. Jefferson thought mastodon were carnivores while he was busy impregnating slaves. The story of mastodon fossils and colonial/early republican America is really interesting “” boring and has been written way to many times. The Democratic Party once considered changing its logo to a Channel Island pygmy mammoth. There were no pygmy mastodon, as far as I know.


  2. quilty Post author

    Oops! Now it works. “First DJ ever to DJ The Academy Awards”!!!!!

    I will not correct “Mastodon”, to let Neil’s righteous commentary stand correctedlyzzzzz

    Hugs upon you both

  3. J.R.

    Just get back from vacation and realize my Mammut americanum i.d. skills have gotten unforgivably rusty. My apologies, and if there is any mitigating value at all, I used to make really good Babar drawings in elementary school.


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