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BLOGGING IS A POINTLESS ACTIVITY/////////////

HERE ARE MY POINTLESS THOUGHTS ON BLOGS//////////////////

A GIANT SANS-SERIF WHO CARES DESCENDS UPON THE CITY, CRUSHING EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT AN ADORABLE ANIMAL OR AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

M.A. ORTHOFER’s UNSWERVING GROUCHINESS ABOUT BOOKS AND BOOK COVERAGE ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY. I’M NOT SURE WHY. PLEASE “STAY TUNED” FOR A 400,000-WORD “BOOK-LENGTH ESSAY” WRITTEN BY ME AND MY ANTHROPOMORPHIZED SPIRAL-BOUND NOTEBOOK (WITH AN ANTHROPOMORPHIZED ALL-CAPS “ANTHROPOMORPHIZED” SCRAWLED ON THE COVER) INVESTIGATING WHY M.A.O.’S UNSWERVING GROUCHINESS ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY.

I LOVE THE PHRASE “AFTER THE JUMP”

[EILEEN MYLES IS SEMI-LOVABLY GROUCHY IN THE COMMENTS SECTION HERE (thanks to Gerhard Richter’s Daughters for the link)]

is it true that reading all-caps text makes you, the reader, feel assaulted/exhausted?

(have you read the new Padgett Powell novel-in-questions yet?)

do u find all-craps (“craps” being just-invented slang for kute-lee miz-zpell’d all-lwrcse) equally exhausting, but in a different way?

WHEN SHE IS IN COLLEGE WILL YOUR DAUGHTER STUDY THE WAY “THE INTERNET” HAD LOTS OF GOOD SEX WITH “LANGUAGE” IN THE EARLY 21ST CENTURY?

WILL YOU NAME HER BETHANY???????????????

I’m going to mention this blog on stage at the makeout room a week from today, on behalf of the Rumpus dot net, I am “mediumnervous”

Oh, fuck!!!

I will attempt to perform an erotical, dialogic jam session in the style you may be familiar with from this website. So if you’re in town, and you like dialogic jam-sessions, do come along! I am a chubby, affable acid casualty! I have severe night blindness!!!

[Leave a comment on this blog post for half-price tickets!]

[Why hasn’t this dog emailed me back yet??]

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