LITTLE CRAZY KID LOOKS LIKE HE’S OUT OF A MEATYARD: Ah feel crazy ah don’t know what’s wrong!!!
DOCTOR: Are you ashamed of the silence?
LI’L MEATYARD: [Referring to how much he’s paying the doctor per hour] Well, hell, it sure is expensive silence
DOCTOR: But silence is good, Li’l Meatyard. “Silence is golden,” right?
LI’L MEATYARD: That’s what makes it so ‘spensive! Cos it’s made outta gold! Anyhow, listen to this: I almost passed out tonight
LI’L MEATS: Nope! I was all overheated from runnin up the hill wearing my coat even though the weather’d turned warm–man these carrots taste healthy and good — and I rushed inside to pee and farted while I was peeing and then the next thing I know I’m leanin against the wall dizzy as a beaver feelin the nightmare head-rush “uh-oh” feeling more powerful than memory!
DOCTOR: Damn. Maybe you should take it easy tonight.
KID: Maybe I should!
DOCTOR: Like, instead of the beefy Bloody Mary and the Savory Marijuana Frittata you’d planned, you might just…
DOCTOR and KID [in unison]: Eat an onion like it was an apple? [They are both astonished at the synchrony.]