Erotic Sex Blog

This is a pretty sexy blog. Isn’t it calm for a sex blog, though? Isn’t sex all about tension and explosion? How can this be a sex blog if everyone is so at peace with themselves? Where’s the bit lower lip? The squeezed knees? I don’t hear moaning. Don’t worry. It’ll come. We’re in a lull. This is how sex blogs are sometimes.

I’m going to smoke a few of my teeth tonight. Bought a special tooth bong from Safeway. Special tooth bongwater from the health-food store. Famous kids told me they’d kick my ass if they ever found out I posted late-night free-writing flash fiction on the internet, but they live like 3,000 miles away — what are they gonna do? Diss me in the comments section? Worst-case scenario my personality calcifies and I sleep in a bed with bedbugs for the rest of my life. Worst-case scenario I find out my bicycle is sentient and it—what? It rapes me? It sues me? What’s my bike going to do? Or the famous MFAs? I’m as vulnerable as the next guy, but you have to be vulnerable to maintain a popular sex blog. Are porn stars vulnerable? Are the most tender lovers? Yeah! They are! [footnote 1]

You’ve sent your letters, your emails; everyone texted their votes to 4475 and the results are in. You wanted a sex blog. You thought the internet needed more erotica. You’ve spoken, and now you’re getting your wish. The story of the hot grammarians!

There are two of them. They’re both busty women in tank tops. Just kidding

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7 thoughts on “Erotic Sex Blog

  1. Marsja

    Nice sweety girl Kaylee Rain 19 years old showing off her fresh young body everywhere. In her bedroom with long socks. In the forest. On the beach, flashing in red bikini.

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