SHANNON: Can I borrow your yoga mat
BETHANY: Keep your voice down, I don’t want those boys to know I do yoga
SHANNON: What boys? Who cares?
B: Yoga is a bourgeois activity. Also I feel like a girl doing yoga
S: U are a girl
B: I know
TELEPROMPTER: Hey girls I’m a journalist writing an article about the author of this blog. Mind if I ask a few questions?
TELEPROMPTER: It won’t take a minute.
S: Sure. Go ahead.
TELEPROMPTER: What is your relationship to the administrator/owner of this blog?
B: He my daddy
TELEPROMPTER: Do you have any financial relationship with the owner of this blog?
B: He makes me dinner a lot
S: He buys me lunch sometimes
TELEPROMPTER: Do you have a sexual relationship with the owner of this blog
B: We snuggle
S: It’s not like that
TELEPROMPTER: should children descry etc
B: Aw, you seem tired. Come sit.
S: Sit here next to me. This couch is cool.
TELEPROMPTER: I am feeling tired. It’s facebook. Facebook depletes me.
B: It’s also your diet. And your posture. Have you ever done yoga
S: She’s a yoga fiend!
TELEPROMPTER: I got into yoga for a while. I felt great, but I couldn’t keep with it.
B: The owner of this blog isn’t lazy, but there’s something about him that reminds me of what you say.
S: Yeah, it’s not laziness but there is a kind of lack of backbone or something
B: A caveyness
B: no, cavey. like he starts something and then it gets hard and so he caves.
TELEP: Anything else?
S: I named the network’s printer “harold printer.”, isn’t that cute?
B: i love that
tele: OK thanks gals that’s plenty. here are my lynx:
- stoya reads there is no year
- stosuy talks to stoya
- sam frank’s essay from the failure issue of the rcf is full-text online. Helen DeWitt‘s isn’t. Read both of these essays drunk and exhausted on an airplane. Frank’s slayed me. DeWitt’s scared me. I highly recommend that issue of the journal. i even took notes on it. maybe i’ll suspend my facebook account and write a thoughtful response to the issue. i wish I were capable of writing a thoughtful response to something